👑 Meet Your Maidens of Mayhem:
🎤 Brigitte Lessard – The Gay Divorce
Fresh off a 22-year lesbian life sentence, Brigitte is back in the dating game—swiping, sighing, and questioning all her life choices. When she’s not dodging accidental male matches, she’s holding boobs for a living at Sportsbras.ca. She’s seen more boobs than a Mardi Gras balcony! Zero filters, zero patience, and maybe one or two regrets—strap in (or better yet, hook and eye it up)! 🤣💁♀️
🎸 Moira Schrader – The Biker Momma
Harley-riding, tattooed, and sober—but don’t worry, she’s still a bad influence. Moira tackles motherhood, motorcycles, and midlife shenanigans with the wisdom of someone who’s been through it all (and lived to roast it on stage).
🎶 Carolyn Harley – The Goodie Two Shoes
With over 700 songs in her arsenal, Carolyn might seem like the sweet one—but those lyrics pack a punch. She’s got the melodies, the wit, and just enough mischief to keep up with her wild co-stars.